AISubs v3.7
Iado, Tokaiwae-no-Tetsuya, Shibuya, Kyoto, Hoshimizu, Watanabe-ma-ho-to...
Wroooong!
- I'm not! - I'm from Yoshida!
- Sangya! - If you say "Tokyo"...
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- I'll say it. - Go ahead.
Hello! We're Nihyoku! Nihon TV!
- Shhh! - Okay.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- I thought you said "Yokusai"! - I thought you said "Yokusai"!
- I'm from Nishitokyo and I have a postcard number... - Oh, I see!
- I'm from the Watanabe Investigation Team! - Yay!
Oh, it's not "way"!
Hello! I'm Tomatsu and I'm a transistor!
- I'm also from Nihon! - Yay!
Shut up!
This isn't a loud video like this.
It's a quiet video where we all do something.
Wroooong!
This time, Tokaiwae-team, Watanabe Investigation Team, and Hekitora-team...
Each of you brought your own dark candy.
Each of you will eat it and guess what's in it.
If you can guess what it is, you'll get a round of applause.
- Wow, there's no merit in that. - Applause?!
- Here we go. - Aaaaaah!
- I thought only these three would eat it.
- I see. - Don't you have a sad look on your face?
- I'll turn on the camera. - Go!
- Here we go. Ready, set, go! - Aaaaaah!
- Where's the pot? - I'll put in the first one.
- Wow! - I'll put in the second one.
- What are you putting in? - I know what you're putting in.
- Okay, okay! - It's hot! It's hot!
- It's sweet potato. - Isn't that too much?
- Time's up! - Okay!
- Here we go! - Don't look at me.
- Aaaaaah! - What?!
- I know what you're putting in! - I know what you're putting in!
- I'll look at it twice. - I know what you're putting in!
- The second one is a little hard. - Can I take this one?
- This is the best one. - Can I take this one?
- Close your eyes, everyone. I want to close my eyes, too.
- What's in it? - Don't poop! Don't poop!
- It stinks! - It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- The order isn't 2,200. I don't know anymore. - It's 202!
- Orangissa, orange, mango. - Can you eat that?
- It's huge! What's that? - It hurts!
- In one bite! - Ouch!
- What's that in your mouth? - It stinks.
- Smell it on your lips. - It stinks! The mango stinks!
- What? - What?
- Ah! - What?
- Can I say this? - What do you think? - It's a fish.
- I self-destructed. - Right?
- You self-destructed! - What?
- Self-destructing is the happiest thing. - I'm happy.
- Can you forgive me? - Because I smell something else.
- Something else? - Something else?
- What is it? - There's something, right?
- Huh? - Huh? - Huh? - What is it?
- Ugh! - What is it?
- Wait, it's a fish.
- No way! - It's not heated properly, so you should eat it.
- Heat it up! - Can you eat it?
- No way! - No way!
- This is it, right? - Say it.
- It doesn't look like a shell. - It doesn't look like a shell.
- Maybe it's a poop. - No, no.
- If this was a college student, they'd all be crazy. - No, no.
- Tetsuya, Tetsuya, let's do it. - Seriously?
- What is this? - It's like a ship. - It's inside. - It's inside.
- Wait, it's here. - Maybe it's life and death.
- Ugh! - Ugh! - Ugh! - Ugh!
- Are you breaking the rules? - Again, Tetsuya! - Say it again! - Are you breaking the rules?
- I'm not! - Alright!
- Ugh! - Ugh! - Ugh! - Ugh!
- Is it alive? - Yeah, it's good.
- Yogurt? - What!? - You like yogurt?
- Why did you say that? - Why?
- Why did you say it's hot? - Why did you say it was hot?
- Why did you say it's hot? - What!?
- Okay, I'm gonna light it up. - Okay!
- We'll press it! - We'll press it!
- I'm worried. - I'm scared of even touching it.
- We will wait for 3, 2, 1, open it. - The door of dreams.
- Huh? - Huh? - What?
- It says "hell", "hell". - "Hell", "hell"!
- It's coffee. - Ah, coffee!
- It said coffee! - Coffee! - Coffee!
What is it?
It's a cake!
You ate it, didn't you?
That poop-like gesture is fake, isn't it?
Poop!
So what did you put in it?
Puffet and pine cone.
You're so kind!
What's in the second dish?
In the second dish, we have cat food and...
Cat food?!
Cat food and horse mackerel.
Horse mackerel is a special dish, isn't it?
Is there anything else besides our giant bomb?
So one of them is a jacket.
And another one is...
What is it?
A frozen mouse.
Adult mouse for wearing.
Adult mouse, please.
Do you like poop?
Can you put it in for me?
Isn't it not enough flavor?
What do you mean you followed the rules?
No, I didn't put it in.
It's just a private matter.
Then can you season it?
Seriously?!
Can we upload this video?
No, we can't upload it.
No, we can't.
Deep dip.
The color of the mouse has changed!
It's hot!
Excuse me.
What?
Seriously?
It definitely stinks.
I can't take it anymore.
It's coming out of my mouth.
Poop is coming out of my mouth.
What are you talking about?